Wednesday 26 September 2012

I assert my right to suicide


and this is the weird part
it can be read as a viewer’s lament
encouraged by the Roman Catholic Church
mindful of the truth
that helps you stay on track
the patient’s phone number is provided for easy contact
sending out generic reminders
will be a bigger threat
in my generation, our mentors and our captains
burn twice as much land each year
in the coming decades
In order to build a more robust understanding
That New Design Smell
and Dutch foreign affairs
has a unique combination of expertise
to ensure the perfect accuracy of your translations
linguistic structures that have no direct equivalent
apart from terminological lacunae
apart from terminological lacunae
apart from terminological lacunae

Russell J Turner – September 2012
(with thanks to Jennifer Grey)

Never sign anything if you're just about to come


don’t be distracted
and do what you do
at least a million people are already experiencing
The Most Common STDs
you should go to see a doctor
tell the teacher you’re sorry
to build a medical clinic in Guatemala
Even the home is a dangerous place
according to the Cardinal
the mouse and the lion
But you have made me laugh
It’s fucking funny
barking like a dog
I make noises like that during sex
I don’t mind as long as I don’t go deaf
Prevention is best!
It is a tool to help you find a healthy balance
and cook food at home correctly
No pink should be visible
to optimize flavour and moisture
it could be from the unpolluted mountain
Over craggy terrain in the remote village
Over craggy terrain in the remote village
Over craggy terrain in the remote village

Russell J Turner – September 2012

Bad Robot feeds me cake


there are pencils and pens and paper available
technology is marvellous
the distinction between information and knowledge
taxonomies and ontologies
it looked like we had a mountain to climb
a huge glacier between us
the grizzly and mountain goat as well
which is nice when you are running
like some sad, bent slave
“I must get my soul back from you; I am killing my flesh without it.”
Be the first of your friends
Built in 15 days
with a helicopter
his testicles are of sufficient size
When compared to other primates
in St. Louis, Missouri
which has numerous sinkholes and caves
leaking through the pavement and carrying dirt
leaking through the pavement and carrying dirt
leaking through the pavement and carrying dirt

Russell J Turner – September 2012

Friday 7 September 2012

Synchronize your dogmas


inadequate to the stormy present
we must think anew, and act anew
Impact in Black and White
simple and to the point
Geometric aspects of the definition
and its methods and principles
There are no discussions
Hillary Clinton said
it is not sincere about peace
trust women
to put the trafficking business out of business
in the painfully slow race against death
pursued by Manfred von Richthofen
wild boar, elk, birds, and deer
A few decades ago
It seems strange to me to hear
Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds
Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds
Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds

Russell J Turner – September 2012

An evil genius for a better tomorrow


included in the gallery for documentation purposes
You can help too!
flesh isn’t the same as cardboard
That turkey deserved it
The banker buys himself a tub of ice cream
a heavyweight contractor
killed by falling window
“sorry we couldn’t save you”
and then the light went out
into a deeper relationship with the Lord
define yourself based on your appearance
eat only hamburgers and pasta
seems to really have legs
(leaving out the fat differences)
pinched and prodded by some dude
pinched and prodded by some dude
pinched and prodded by some dude

Russell J Turner – September 2012

Lobbed quietly into the advantage court


There are no umbrellas in the umbrella stand
lots of options for heating and lighting
mounted and unobtrusive
A novel tag-free solution
renowned for innovation
How did you develop the passion for this subject?
bring the non-existent into existence
one big city of awesomeness
made from old buildings
protects the inheritance of our children
‘downsize’ and release
the cheapest and most transparent option
Seamless Relocation
as positive and smooth as possible
“Life is far too important to be taken seriously”
Perhaps that will be the end of me
Perhaps that will be the end of me
Perhaps that will be the end of me

Russell J Turner – September 2012

googleseed


1) Feed seed phrase/title/first line into Google

2) Go to first suggested page and pick a phrase from that page for the next line

3) Feed that phrase into Google

4) Repeat until looping occurs