Dedicated to all the fascists in the audience

opposition means death by slow starvation

there could be a vegetarian version

Boston is trying to catch up

the effects of wind and water

cool cups of hot chocolate

burn up in the wildfires

into the Colorado River

led to the collapse of these societies

‘The Last Hours of Ancient Sunlight’

we borrow it from our children

as a guide to mundane relations

studying national charts

showed a clear secular trend

showed a clear secular trend

showed a clear secular trend

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situation normal all fucked up

War, Peace and all that Jazz

on a red firetruck moving tense unheeded

as an homage to the paintings that were made in homage to them

the changing fates of history

reaching the ideal of urbanization

the world is an endless one

when all those whales and dolphins are swimming around

they feel comfortable

sashes add bulk and make the waist look larger

Although we cannot compete with Chinese import prices

this logic is compelling

to build a timepiece that would last forever

and has had many vastly different iterations

before heading back into the fray

Honestly, When Should I Go?

my phone’s blowing up tonight

my phone’s blowing up tonight

my phone’s blowing up tonight

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I assert my right to suicide

and this is the weird part

it can be read as a viewer’s lament

encouraged by the Roman Catholic Church

mindful of the truth

that helps you stay on track

the patient’s phone number is provided for easy contact

sending out generic reminders

will be a bigger threat

in my generation, our mentors and our captains

burn twice as much land each year

in the coming decades

In order to build a more robust understanding

That New Design Smell

and Dutch foreign affairs

has a unique combination of expertise

to ensure the perfect accuracy of your translations

linguistic structures that have no direct equivalent

apart from terminological lacunae

apart from terminological lacunae

apart from terminological lacunae

Russell J Turner – September 2012

(with thanks to Jennifer Grey)

Never sign anything if you're just about to come

don’t be distracted

and do what you do

at least a million people are already experiencing

The Most Common STDs

you should go to see a doctor

tell the teacher you’re sorry

to build a medical clinic in Guatemala

Even the home is a dangerous place

according to the Cardinal

the mouse and the lion

But you have made me laugh

It’s fucking funny

barking like a dog

I make noises like that during sex

I don’t mind as long as I don’t go deaf

Prevention is best!

It is a tool to help you find a healthy balance

and cook food at home correctly

No pink should be visible

to optimize flavour and moisture

it could be from the unpolluted mountain

Over craggy terrain in the remote village

Over craggy terrain in the remote village

Over craggy terrain in the remote village

Russell J Turner – September 2012

Bad Robot feeds me cake

there are pencils and pens and paper available

technology is marvellous

the distinction between information and knowledge

taxonomies and ontologies

it looked like we had a mountain to climb

a huge glacier between us

the grizzly and mountain goat as well

which is nice when you are running

like some sad, bent slave

“I must get my soul back from you; I am killing my flesh without it.”

Be the first of your friends

Built in 15 days

with a helicopter

his testicles are of sufficient size

When compared to other primates

in St. Louis, Missouri

which has numerous sinkholes and caves

leaking through the pavement and carrying dirt

leaking through the pavement and carrying dirt

leaking through the pavement and carrying dirt

Russell J Turner – September 2012

Synchronize your dogmas

inadequate to the stormy present

we must think anew, and act anew

Impact in Black and White

simple and to the point

Geometric aspects of the definition

and its methods and principles

There are no discussions

Hillary Clinton said

it is not sincere about peace

trust women

to put the trafficking business out of business

in the painfully slow race against death

pursued by Manfred von Richthofen

wild boar, elk, birds, and deer

A few decades ago

It seems strange to me to hear

Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds

Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds

Fierce fiery warriors fought upon the clouds

Russell J Turner – September 2012

An evil genius for a better tomorrow

included in the gallery for documentation purposes

You can help too!

flesh isn’t the same as cardboard

That turkey deserved it

The banker buys himself a tub of ice cream

a heavyweight contractor

killed by falling window

“sorry we couldn’t save you”

and then the light went out

into a deeper relationship with the Lord

define yourself based on your appearance

eat only hamburgers and pasta

seems to really have legs

(leaving out the fat differences)

pinched and prodded by some dude

pinched and prodded by some dude

pinched and prodded by some dude

Russell J Turner – September 2012