Got Hitched

Got hitched,
Got stitched,
Bewitched and bitched and ditched.

Got tried,
Got fried,
A bride inside denied.

Got claimed,
Got tamed,
Defamed and blamed and shamed.

Got sought,
Got caught,
Then brought in sport and taught.

Got chained,
Got trained,
Disdained and caned and stained.

Got fussed,
Got sussed,
We must all trust in lust.

Russell J Turner - September 2010